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Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"  "Only      one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written     all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

     The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

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永怀一颗感恩的心!
Will always have the heart of a Thanksgiving.