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 The Difference Between Men and Women




1. FUTURE     A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
未来：女人直到找到丈夫前都在担心未来；男人找到妻子后开始担心未来。
2. NAMES      If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
名字：要是劳蕊，琳达，伊丽莎白和芭芭拉出去吃饭，她们互相称呼劳蕊，琳达，伊丽莎白和芭芭拉 ；要是马克，克瑞斯、埃瑞克和汤姆出去吃饭，他们会互相亲密地称作胖子、恶狼、癞头和废材。
3. EATING OUT     When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
在外面吃饭：埋单的时候，马克，克瑞斯、埃瑞克和汤姆每人都甩出20块钱，虽然其实一共只吃了32块5。没人有更小的票子了，也没人愿意承认他们其实想要回该找的零钱。女人埋单时，每人掏出个计算器。
4. MONEY      A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.
钱：用得着的东西，要是值1块钱却卖2块，男人也会买；用不着的东西，要是值2块钱却只卖1块，女人也会买。
5.MARRIAGE
　　A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
　　A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
6.SUCCESS成功
　　A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
　　A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
           一个成功的男人是一人可使更多的钱给他的妻子花。
           一个成功的女人是一个可以找到这样的男人的人。

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永怀一颗感恩的心!
Will always have the heart of a Thanksgiving.